Hey there, how you managing?
Welcome to Stian H. Hagen managementing services. We manage things large and small, all depending on your needs. By we, I mean me. I could have managed without this web page, but I'm a modern manager, a Man of the Age (ManAge)™.
Do you have a problem in your daily life? Nagging wife? Troublesome kids? Mean boss? Your country on the brink of nuclear war?
Don't fret, I'll MANAGE it! Using my skills learned at the intergalactic school of managementation anything can be managed.
For orders and inquiries, please head to the Contact page
Managing 101
People always ask me how I manage. Managementation isn't a learned skill, but a honed talent. Sorry folks, but to be me you've first gotta be born me.
Of course, managementation can always be improved. Going to Management School will help you improve your skills. But a true manager simply is what he is, he's, as my good friend Lady Gaga says: 'born this way.'
Certification
I'm a cerified manager, through and through. I was born with management in my blood. To hone my natural talent for managementation and approvation, I went to the Zürich School of Managementation in Zürich, Switzerland, where I managed my way to a diploma and a GPA of 5.0/4.0.
Please peruse my proof of management:
Other managemental accreditations:
- Finished top at course in Interplanetary Diplomacy at University of SB-27192-XF (Previously Intergalactic School of Managementation) (east of Milky Way Center).
- Leader of UN High Commision of Managemental Approvation and Management (UN HCMAM).
- Professor Emeritus at the Royal Academy of Approvation (RAA).
- Main Researcher at Oxford Institute of Applied Managementation (OIAM).
- I also frequently teach Theoretical Managementation at both Oxford and Harvard.
